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Dear Tumblr,

Where are the animated gifs of Edward Norton contact juggling with an orange in The Illusionist? Seriously, are you hiding them just to mess with me? It's not like the scene takes more than a moment.

In distress,
Chrono

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O murky slate blue Rowan Bamboo Tape in my yarn stash [#716 Storm], it is soon to be summer. And you still don't know what you want to be. But have we finally figured it out? Is this right? Is this what you want to be when you grow up?


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USPS, I am so sorry to break it to you like this but-

I've got to be honest with you. The staff at the New River Gorge visitors' center have made quite an impression, you see, and . . . You're no longer my favorite government agency; the National Parks Service is ( Read more... )

As I sit here in my hotel room in North Carolina, I suspect they fear a resurgence of the War of Northern Aggression from me-the ice machine on my floor is busted. Perhaps they know I do not transition through climate zones particularly well.

Weather is here, wish you are lovely.

-xo-

Chrono

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Hey Olive Garden,

Did you have to go and have tidbits of pepper in the salad dressing that you drown every bit of greenery in? Did they have to only show up against the white plate after I ate the salad?

Seriously. Why do you do this to me.

WHY.

ARE PEPPERS NECESSARY FOR EVERYTHING.

No Love,
The von Strangehours' brain chemistry

Dear Allegheny County Public Works Dep't,

As the G20 summit approaches, I know you feel under pressure to make the city extra shiny, or at least to pry it somewhat from the grip of entropy and decay. However, as I spied your graffiti removal squad while leaving Oakland, I fear they may also take down the Shepherd Fairey poster art installations I' ( Read more... )

Ah. Out of the many [many] things that bother me about Torchwood, I've finally put my finger on what seems so . . . out of place with Ianto ( Read more... )

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